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Irish Robbers

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Rolla, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

    Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
    disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers,
    who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &
    valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout
    the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside
    they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

    As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
    least we'll have a bit to eat."
    The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
    vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

    They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
    Instead, all t he safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
    Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
    more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:


  2. Ewwwwww!!!
  3. that is terrible, just after dinner too :LOL:
  4. That is just wrong!!
  5. AWE YUUUUUCK!!! :sick: :jerk: :eek:wned:
  6. mmmm, pudding.