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Irish joke.....groaner.....you've been warned!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by D1300, Mar 5, 2009.

  1. An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....

    'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.

    So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

    'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'

    Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.

    This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'

    'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.

    The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....

    Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

    'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'

    The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'

    'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
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    I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'


     
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  2. i know i was warned, but...
    A A R G H !!!!
     
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  3. lol, I love it.
     
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  4. oh no.
    damn it i got sucked in ><
     
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  5. lmao, inflicted on 77 people so far. :rofl:
     
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  6. ahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
     
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  7. OOhhhhh......


    Andy.
     
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  8. :LOL: you can't go putting "you've been warned" in the title, that's cheating :wink: 140 views later...
     
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