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Irish bollards

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pringa8, Jul 4, 2007.

  1. These blokes are installing bollards to stop cars parking on the pavement
    outside an Irish sports bar.

    ..could they possibly be any more Irish themselves!


  2. gawd... dumb people are a world of funnies...
  3. Hehehe - this one is certainly doing the rounds - just received in my email inbox.
  4. OK I'll admit it I don't get it. What's funny about it?
  5. Ok, I'll bite....... Now let me see.

    They are putting bolards up to stop people parking where the van is sitting.

    How are they going to get the van out?
  6. How are they going to get their van out when they've finished?

    ... like 'painting yourself into a corner'.
  7. OK. I though it was because they put witches hats up.

    Pretty knit picky guys. Looks to me like they could get the van out
  8. would be rather "close" on the sides. Hope their boss doesn't mind a few scratches on the van
  9. Some bollards are designed to be removed to allow access for emergency vehicles etc.

    But don't let that ruin a perfectly good joke ;).
  10. So if they put the bollards wide enough to so that thev an can get out, how will that stop people parking there then??
  11. Even if they do get the van past the bollards how are they going to get it past the striped tape? Nothing can get past that!!


  12. Hee hee hee :grin: