Girl: Daddy, whats the IQ test? Man: Its the intelligence quotient. The higher your number the smarter you are. Girl: So what if you had an IQ of 200? Man: Well you could do anything you wanted. Girl: What about if you had an IQ of 150? Man: Still you could do almost anything, doctor, lawyer etc. Girl: What about if you had an IQ of 100? Man: Yeh you could still do most everage jobs, like office jobs and that. Girl: and 50? Man: Pretty much your left with two options, garbage man or NSW highway patrol. Girl: Oh, and what if you had an IQ of like, 5? Man: Well, you'd be so dumb you wouldn't be able to tie your own shoe laces up. Girl: Is that why aussie's wear thongs?