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Invest In Beer?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Grrrl, Nov 28, 2005.

  1. In 2001 if you had bought $1,000.00 of One-Tel stock, it would now be worth about $9.00 to you as an unsecured creditor if you are lucky.

    In 2002 if you had bought HIH stock, you would have about $6.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    In 2003 if you had gone overseas and bought ENRON you would have less than $5.00 left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer only one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling price, you would have $24.00.

    Based on the above, the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle! :LOL:
  2. ..... and save up the profits for your medical bills :LOL:
  3. This is of course based on the assumption you bought your beer in Aluminium cans.... personally i'm a stubby drinker which if I was in SA would net me $1.20 a slab, in Vic it nets me SFA...

    Moral to the story is, I still drink heavily, I just get FA in return :(
  4. Sounds like the sort of discussion going on at the "stock brokers in crisis" support group meeting, a couple of suburbs removed from Fountain Lakes. :wink:
  5. There is always side effects to such a plan. But of course some of us may require such a treatment every now and then so your wife still resembles the young h0rny lass you once knew.... :eek:

    Lates study released only 3 days ago


    Regards, Nick