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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by archy, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. Mujibar was trying to get into Britainlegally through Immigration. The
    Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.

    Unless you pass it you cannot enter Britain."

    Mujibar said, "I am ready."

    The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready" so
    the Officer said, "Go ahead."

    Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
    and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

    Mujibar now works at a call centre near you. !!!!!!

  2. Funny one
    Turned up as a Friday Funny a couple of weeks ago, but still funny.
  3. Dell

    I'm pretty sure this guy now works for Dell in one of their call centres! Or maybe it's one of his relatives!!!
  4. The exact same guy chatted to me when i rang the ANZ bank the other day, i swear it :D