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Interesting Concept - Straight To The Heart Of The Matter

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, May 16, 2005.

  1. Found on, of all places, the Aus Superbike Series web site.

    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop.

    The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike, when the mechanic shouted across the garage,

    "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question...."

    The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

    The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So, how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."
  2. what a hoot

    yep, i'll pay that one!
  3. Hehe.. thats a good one :LOL:
  4. I work with a Gyno - they have a similar joke.....

    "Try going in through the exhaust pipe . . . . . "
  5. Or the old "It's a C*** of a job"