Not a vent - this one was too good to complain about. Riding down a back street in Fitzroy approaching a cross street. POS Falcon approaches the intersection from the left, I see him eyeball me then he gets this look on his face - defiant kind of leer - and just slowly and deliberately pulls out into my path, forcing me to slow without taking his eyes off mine. Straight into the path of an oncoming Mercedes. Crunch. The look of shock, and the way his head swivelled was pure comedy gold. Steam is pouring from the front of the Merc and it's driver's collar, who looks like he's about to rip someone's head off. Wish I could have hung around to watch the fun. Made my day though.