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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by the_blacke, May 4, 2012.

  1. Take the test:

    1. How many kilometres do you ride each year (a)?

    2. What approximately is your average speed (b)?

    3. Your average hours / year riding? (c = a / b)

    4. How many years have you had your current helmet (d)?

    5. The number of hours in your current helmet? (e = c * d)

    For me, the answer comes out to:

    a) 15,000
    b) 50km/h
    c) 300
    d) 2
    e) 600

    Imagine a t-shirt that you wore for that many hours without washing.

    Now, aren't you inspired to wash your helmet lining?

  2. *sniffs inside the helmet*
    nah she'll be right :p
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  3. Clears the sinuses.
  4. This is why I wear an open face, dont't have to smell it.
  5. [​IMG]

    That is all
  6. Challenge accepted. My record has to be well into the thousand region.
  7. Is that _you_ I can smell when the northerly wind blows?!
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  8. For some reason I very rarely wash my draggin jeans... I think its because I only have one pair and dont want to be limited to my car....
  9. My jacket is MUCH worse than my helmet