Welcome to Netrider ... Connecting Riders!

Interested in talking motorbikes with a terrific community of riders?
Signup (it's quick and free) to join the discussions and access the full suite of tools and information that Netrider has to offer.

inner peace

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by echoball, Nov 30, 2007.

  1. I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

    By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

    A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

    So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, th res of the Chesescke an a bax a cholates.

    Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

    Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

  2. Being that it's Friday, I better look for some "inner peace" when I get home! :LOL:
  3. two laite *hick* :beer: