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Indian with one testicle

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by gsxr1000, Jul 14, 2006.

  1. There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone." So named
    He had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to
    call Him Onestone.

    After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If
    Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

    The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

    Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
    Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
    where He made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all
    the next Day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

    The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

    Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
    Named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many

    Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
    Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone
    Grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all
    Day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made
    Love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

    What is the moral of this story?????...........................

    OH, come on...take a guess!

    Think about it

    (You're going to love this!)

    And the moral is...

    You can't kill two birds with one stone!
  2. god, thats so bad I think it gave me cancer... I love IT :LOL:
  3. What a shocker! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  4. I think I need an operation to remove onestone from my kidney.
  5. umm..... yeah that was good..... in a onestone way..... :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
    still good