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In the dark

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Rolla, Sep 28, 2006.

  1. There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

    Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the

    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous

    She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

    So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
    session, she turned on the lights.

    She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
    pleasure device... a vibrator!

    Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.

    "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
    all of these years?

    You better explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
    the toy…you explain the kids."