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In the beginning Pt2

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Scumbag, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the
    answer to "Where do pets come from?"

    Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked
    with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here,
    and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
    And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that
    will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you,
    so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.
    Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new
    companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite
    of yourselves."
    And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
    And it was a good animal.
    And God was pleased.
    And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
    And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the
    Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
    And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to
    be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my
    own name, and you will call him DOG."
    And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and
    loved them.
    And they were comforted.
    And God was pleased.
    And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
    After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and
    said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They
    strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of
    adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but
    perhaps too well."
    And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who
    will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The
    companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that
    they are not always worthy of adoration."
    And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
    And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
    And Adam and Eve learned humility.
    And they were greatly improved.
    And God was pleased.
    And Dog was happy.
    And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.
    :D :D :D :D