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in need of oil change?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by jackarau, May 12, 2005.

  1. It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man
    married a 20 year old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the
    hospital to give birth.
    The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, "This is amazing.
    How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You've got to keep that old
    motor running."
    The following year the young bride gave birth again. The same nurse said,
    "You are truly amazing. How do you do it?" He again said, "You've got to
    keep the old motor running."
    The same thing happened the next year. The
    nurse then said, "Well, well, well! You certainly are quite a man!"
    He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
    The nurse then said, "Well, you better change the oil. This one's black."