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In light of ST Pat's Day Past...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by RedNinja, Mar 20, 2006.

  1. Employ your best irish accent for the last line of this one!

    A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious" in a sentence. The class suck-up, gets up straight away and says, "Last year I got the flu, and my mum said it was very contagious." "Well done" says the teacher. "Can anyone else think of a sentence?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, stands up and says,"My grandma says there's a nasty bug going around and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says proudly," Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."