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Important recall notice!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Phanoongy, Jul 5, 2007.

  1. Brea, CA (6/3/06) - Suzuki Motor Corporation has decided that a defect which relates to product safety exists in certain GSX-R motorcycles. In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Suzuki Motor Corporation is conducting a voluntary Safety Recall Campaign for these motorcycles.

    Suzuki Motor Corporation has determined that certain GSX-R model motorcycles have design flaws that cause these motorcycles to operate at speeds too fast for many riders, especially new riders. While other models of motorcycles are capable of riding at sane and safe speeds, certain GSX-R motorcycles operate at excessive speeds.

    To correct this problem, please bring your motorcycle to your dealer for inspection. Should it lack the device pictured on the right, such a device shall be installed at no cost. This device, known as a "throttle", allows the rider to vary the speed and accelleration of the motorcycle to match road conditions and rider skill.

    Until this device, the "throttle", is installed, please do not ride your Suzuki motorcycle, as operation may be highly dangerous. Suzuki Motor Corporation greatly regrets the selling of such motorcycles to the general public, especially new riders, but believes that with the installation of the "throttle" such safety issues concerning excessive speed should be minimized.

    We deeply regret and apologize for any inconvenience this recall campaign causes you. We earnestly hope you understand that your safety, satisfaction and riding pleasure are priorities for Suzuki.

    Australian Suzuki Motor Corporation
  2. lol wut
  3. Using sarcasm to encourage better riders to slow down. :-k

    Must have been written by a Honda rider. :p :rofl:
  4. nah seany you have it wrong, its ducati riders, they even got the sh!ts when one of the mazdas passed a monster in a mazda ad :LOL: