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Discussion in 'Welcome Lounge' at netrider.net.au started by wonderbean, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. hi everyone.
    i became a member about a year ago and never used the site. but now i am keen to go on some on longer (possibly organised) rides and was looking on here when it told me i might have my posts blocked if i dont post a hello along with my life story and credit card details.

    so here it is.

    i am tim.
    i drive a honda cm250C from 1984
    i live at katoomba in the blue mountains
    i support Western sydney wanderers
    i like electronic music
    i work in a nursing home
    i enjoy riding
    i like curry
    i want to ride to the warrumbungles and go camping soon
    i want to learn german
    i enjoy bananas
    i like cats
    i am joining the fight against communism
    i have seen all the alien films with the sound turned down
    i dont know s**t about bikes
    i once changed the alternator in my old corolla
    i am pretty sure that is when i became a man
    i once dabbled in anarcho-syndicalism
    i enjoy dancing in the wild
    i am on my p's
    i tossed up changing my picture to that of a woman in order to feel validated by getting more replies.
    i like hitchhiking
    i enjoy travelling to faraway places
    i enjoy travelling to the servo late at night
    i have not been to adelaide
    i wish i had better speakers in my house
    i wish i had an amp to power even my crappy speakers.
    i wish i had a rich benefactor
    i think that city lockouts are crap
    i once rolled a brick into my sisters face
    i have a hairy back
    i don't wear glasses
    i am cynical
    i have not seen my favourite hoodie for about 2 weeks
    i am late for work


    so is this enough? do you love me? does anyone have an amp they are not using... or piles of cash? can i post things now?

    ciao!



    tim
     
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  2. Easily the best and most amusing new post this year, welcome to Netrider; you should fit right it!
     
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  3. That is the most awesome intro post I have ever read :)
    Welcome to NR, look forward to reading more of your posts!
     
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  4. Welcome along Tim
    Thanks for the chuckles
     
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  5. Welcome to NR , Tim !
     
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  6. Sorry Tim, your're not crazy enought to be here.

    Welcome :)
     
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  7. Welcome, you missed out on two details though;

    1. Do you nod at scooters?
    2. Which glove first?
     
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  8. and do you have a sister?
     
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  9. Welcome, Tim.

    I'm surprised Uncle Greg didn't ask whether you were hot.
     
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  10. Or keep any animals... a goat perhaps?
     
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  11. you asking for me or your self?
     
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  12. Where's the credit card details then?
    Welcome to the madhouse
     
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  13. Hi Tim, I'll ask the all important question, are you hot?
     
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  14. #14 cjvfr, Feb 6, 2014
    Last edited: Feb 6, 2014
    i am tim.
    Hi Tim Welcome.
    i drive a honda cm250C from 1984
    You probably ride it.
    i live at katoomba in the blue mountains
    Nice spot
    i support Western sydney wanderers
    Eh What are they some kind of soccery thing.
    i like electronic music
    Sometime yes. I can play the theremin
    i work in a nursing home
    Ok, helping people thats good.
    i enjoy riding
    So do we :)
    i like curry
    Yes, Indian curries are one of the worlds pleasures.
    i want to ride to the warrumbungles and go camping soon
    Riding and camping is great fun.
    i want to learn german
    Es ist ein schöner Tag. Lassen Sie uns reiten.
    i enjoy bananas
    In what way enjoy?
    i like cats
    Me too, contrary buggers they are.
    i am joining the fight against communism
    I think you are too late.
    i have seen all the alien films with the sound turned down
    Hmm, Strange
    i dont know s**t about bikes
    Learn.
    i once changed the alternator in my old corolla
    Did that give you a charge?
    i am pretty sure that is when i became a man
    It obviously did give you a charge
    i once dabbled in anarcho-syndicalism
    I don't know if you can dabble, its all or nothing. Come the revolution.
    i enjoy dancing in the wild
    Is that wild or nude?
    i am on my p's
    I was once.
    i tossed up changing my picture to that of a woman in order to feel validated by getting more replies.
    Do you often feel the need to be a woman to be validated and should we call you Loretta.
    i like hitchhiking
    The bike not reliable then?
    i enjoy travelling to faraway places
    The bike is relaible or do you hitchhike?
    i enjoy travelling to the servo late at night
    Small tank.
    i have not been to adelaide
    Adelaide Hills great place to ride.
    i wish i had better speakers in my house
    Buy some.
    i wish i had an amp to power even my crappy speakers.
    Buy One, Make one
    i wish i had a rich benefactor
    Hmm, Who's father owned a brewery yes I have heard that before.
    i think that city lockouts are crap
    Yep
    i once rolled a brick into my sisters face
    Nasty
    i have a hairy back
    Too much info
    i don't wear glasses
    Good you won't make a spectacle of yourself
    i am cynical
    The world does that to you.
    i have not seen my favourite hoodie for about 2 weeks
    We pinched it
    i am late for work
    Better go then.

    :)
     
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  15. Uncle Greg

    See statement number 30. Tim apparently does—or did—have a sister.

    Tim

    There are usually two shift keys on the keyboard which, properly used, improve the readability of one's typing.
     
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  16. Don't get on his Case. ;)
     
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  17. ok! when do I get to meet her?
     
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  18. What a capital response! :D
     
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  19. HAHAHAHA best post so far ! Thank you for the late night laugh and welcome :)
     
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  20. Still waiting for the credit card details....
     
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