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If you were a woman/man for a day

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Demaros, Jul 23, 2005.

  1. What men would do if they had a vagina for a day

    10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

    9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

    8. See if they could finally do the splits.

    7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

    6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

    5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

    4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

    3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

    2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

    1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

    What women would do if they had a penis for a day

    10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

    9. Get a blow job.

    8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

    7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

    6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

    5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

    4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

    3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

    2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

    1. Repeat number 9......
  2. digging up old threads after searching for the word vagina - stay classy crisis...stay classy
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  3. You monocle-wearing GQ motherfcuker
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  4. A few years back I put 'vagina' as a search word into eBay (yeah don't ask) and found this little gem of a book

  5. Alternate question, if you switched bodies with your significant other or just some random of the opposite sex, would you have sex with them? Body switch, mind the same, would you do it?

  6. I know you said "don't ask" but WTF were you trying to buy on ebay????
  7. Sex yes. Kiss or blow job no chance. Too weird.
  8. You would have heard the term 'Right On' before.
    Well a friend and I did the opposite and decided to have an eBay 'Wrong Off' to try and find the most inappropriate book as a birthday present.
    Hence my discovery!
  9. so your a whore in every sense of the phrase
  10. I believe you. No, really, I do.
  11. I can't find it using the search on my phone but see of you can find a thread titled Crap Gifts or similar.
    There you will see a fully operational Mosque Alarm Clock I received
  12. Turn the sound up and get a dose of this
  13. I actually know someone who would probably love that.
  14. I was mucking about with a few weeks ago and forgot to take the batteries out.
    Middle of the night that thing goes off in the lounge room.
    One real happy girlfriend i tells ya
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  15. Care to post a review?
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