If we never actually rode motorcycles, and went off purely what we learnt in movies... - All bikes are comfortable for pillions. - The angrier you are, the faster and easier your helmet comes off. - You don't need to change down gears to accelerate, you just twist your wrist and majik wheeliez happen! - A dirt-bike can not outrun a Mack truck... but a cruiser can jump into a canal and suffer no damage. - The bigger the bike, the better it handles. - Bandanas with a skull & cross-bones on them offer adequate cranial protection. - Only hot chicks are allowed to ride motorcycles. - Shotguns somehow have zero recoil if being fired from a moving motorcycle. - V-twins and 4 cyls sound exactly the same. - Only bad people fall off. - Motorcycles never run out of fuel... unless there is a nearby commune in the future with some fuel, a problem with bandits/other-oppressors and require rescuing. - Knobby tyres provide excellent traction on tarmac. - You can totally get a lowsided motorcycle back on it's tyres. First try. - You will 'make' the jump. - Sidecars will not hinder handling. - Bullets will only hit the ground around a motorcycle, not matter what angle they are fired at. - An electric start motorcycle will start after a drop, 1st time, no worries. - A kick-start motorcycle will require at least 5 kicks to get going and will only start when you're about to die unless it starts. - Girl's mothers will not like any man that rides a motorcycle. - Girls will be instantly attracted to any guy who rides a motorcycle... the more stubble, the better. - The only acceptable method of U-turn involves smoking the back tyre and swinging the bike around to face the opposite direction you were originally facing. - Only Jim Carrey will encounter bugs on the highway. - If you ride a motorcycle you are stronger, faster, and tougher than your opponent. - You never have to put gloves on... they just appear on your hands as soon as the bike is started.