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If politicians were motorcycles...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by TonyE, Aug 29, 2005.

  1. I see John Howard as something like the very first XS1 Yamaha.

    A conservative design (parallel twin) brought just enough up to date to appear acceptable (overhead cam).

    Looks OK on paper but in reality is evil and unpredictable (XS1 "hinged frame" :LOL: )

    Kin Beasley would probably have to be a Harley Fat Boy. Apart from the obvious, a little slow, pretty comfortable and the same design recycled for the past few years.

  2. I can see this thread going for MANY pages!!!
  3. Tony, John Howard in his current guise is more like the 1977 XS-650. The bugs have been worked out, solid and reliable, severe vibration as an inevitable consequence of the design, and only in need of a fork brace to promote decent handling!
  4. Amanda Vandstone - Honda ATC200 Trike.

    Spongy, brightly coloured and with a tendency to roll on you and crush something sensitive.
  5. peter garrett would be some sort of naked bike
  6. Bob Brown...... no, words fail me........
  7. :LOL: :LOL:
    I think something like the Chairman's SR500. When it moves it shakes something awful and makes a fair bit of noise.
  8. A pink Across???

    :p :p
  9. ...with knobblies.
  10. as Kahmal used to say "Why are people so cruel?"......
  11. Marushin Lilac?
  12. Tony Abbott- Honda NC50 Express.

    Pissy little shitbox that makes a whole lot of noise and nothing to show for it. :D