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If I were Mayor of this town.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Chef, Oct 9, 2006.

  1. I'd put a toll on Sandown Raceway and open it to the public. It would be a lot like the Nurburg ring in Germany. Only I'd call it the Burger Ring.
    It would cost you 5 bucks a go, and you could go as many times as you like. The only stipulation is, you do one lap at a time, and then you line up again.
    Entrance is off Princes Hwy, across the overpass, down into pitlane. A boom gate will operate at the end of pitlane and let 1 car (or a couple of bikes :wink:) through at 1 minute intervals.
    No accidents will be recorded against the national road toll - There Will Be No Speed Limits

    And the great thing is....all you gotta do is say, 'honey, i need $20 for a couple of burgers'
    You could even pop in on the way home from work!

    p.s. if I could figure out how to embed a picture I would.....
    ...but here's a link instead.