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If condoms had sponsors

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by gadagada, May 25, 2007.

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  2. the Makita "i got a fat tool"
  3. The Toyota

    "Oh What a Feeling" :LOL:
  4. link broken.... can i assume it's Nike _ just do it_?? but i could do this all day

    the specials for the over enthusastic 16 year olds -
    Mazda - Zoom, zoom, zoom
    Cub Scouts - Do Your Best

    for um, whoever -
    Apple - Think Different
    Nokia - Connecting People
    International Thespian Society - Act Well Your part, there all your honour lies.
    LAPD - To Protect and Serve
    NSA - Anything is possible, the impossible just takes longer
    paralympic games - spirit in motion
    Women's social and political union - Deeds not words

    and my favourite
    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Jewish Defence League - Never Again
  5. Cadburys-

    "Wouldn't it be nice.."

  6. Pirate - For a Jolly Roger
  7. BHP - The BIG Australian :shock:
  8. BMW - Sheer Riding Pleasure
    Honda (Cars) - First Man, then machine :shock:
  9. that one sounds familiar... off Good News Week Unseen & Obscene i believe... some very funny Bad Street Theatre from Ed Byrne, lol!
  10. Finger lickin good is just a bit wrong :?

    Kawasaki - Let the good times Roll :grin:
  11. Gatorade used to have as their slogan in the US "Is it in you?"
    :LOL: :LOL:
  12. Remind me of a joke:

    **Warning, the following joke could possibly be construed as racist, if you think you'll be offended don't read it**

    Why are there so many lebanese people in Sydney??

    Adidas don't make condoms... :LOL: :LOL:
  13. Proudly supported by the Government of Australia.
    "At least someones getting f*cked"
  14. If it only saves you once a year, its a Goodyear.
  15. "...and you're done!" amazon.com
    "raising the bar" Cingular wireless
    "we make it happen" unisys
    "Do More" American Express
    "the perfect experience" JVC
    "who's your daddy" Big daddy's BBQ sauce
    "It's all inside" J.C Penney
    "you can do it, we can help" Home Depot