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If AFL clubs were women......

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by bass_player, Jun 22, 2006.

  1. Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.

    West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.

    Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.

    St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

    Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

    Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.

    Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

    Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.

    Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.

    Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.

    The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.

    Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.

    Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.

    Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.

    Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.

    Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario:
    still wouldn't.
  2. Nice find bass
    All of those are so true too :LOL:

    I almost spat my drink all over the screen when i read that
  3. :LOL: made me laugh
  4. Who the hell is Annabel Chong?
  5. she's that p0rn star who shagged for 10 hours, 251 blokes or something...


    I googled it to find out the information too, I normally don't know things like that :p :LOL:
  6. :LOL: :LOL: excellent. more stuff like that and i could get interested in footie. speaking of which, i'm starting a survey - is it true that all bike riders have an aversion to football?

    i heard you were number 78 eddie.... AND 249 :wink:
  7. Port power will never accept that it is past its best as recent results prove. They have played in more finals than most teams and had success after 8 years beating the team that everybody thought was invinsable.If anything collingwood who had 2 goes at defeating the lions is no better than snoopy on extacy :p
  8. :shock: :LOL: :shock:

    Great work, had a good laugh.
  9. Repost! Repost! You heard it here first....Repost!!...(pass my pills)...
  10. You closet moderator, you. :p
  11. :) :) :)

    This is pretty good

    made me laugh

    Agree with the Brisbane Lions description (Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.) but since they are the only Qld team in the AFL they're the ones I go for.

    Don't know if the other teams descriptions are true or not :?
  12. i have her dvd. Pretty intresting good for a laugh
  13. does the DVD actually go for 10 hrs? or just highlights