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I'd love to be eight again

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by GoTeam, Dec 8, 2006.

  1. A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. I'd love to be eight again" she replied.

    On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, accepting no argument, and then took her off to the local theme park.

    What a Day!

    He put her on every ride in the park despite her gasped protests:

    * The Death Slide

    * The Wall of Fear

    * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

    Five hours later and breathless she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.

    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.

    He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

    "I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"

    The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
  2. The moral of this story : Don't waste your time trying to please the average woman, buy her chocolates and have a reason for listening to her whinge about her weight all year! :p
  3. Moral of the story: even though he had it wrong, she still let him pay out all day.....