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I will survive

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Sep 20, 2005.

  1. This is the version I was looking for yesterday...

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified
    Kept thinking I could never pass without my revision guide
    But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
    And I grew strong, and I learned I could scrape along.

    I wont look back, to any place
    When I can munch eleven mars bars and still have leftover space
    I would have revised by the clock, I would have had no spare time free
    If I'd have thought for just one second my exams would bother me.

    So all my notes, are on the floor
    Don’t even matter.... that there's no rock night anymore
    Weren't you the one, who tried to get me to revise?
    You think I'd crumble?
    You think I'd work towards the skies?

    Oh no, not I, I wont revise
    Unless I die of party-ing, I know I'll stay alive.
    Though my money's at an end
    I've my overdraft to spend

    I wont revise, I wont revise.

    It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
    But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
    I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself,
    I used to try, but now I hold my head up high.

    And you see me! Somebody new!
    I'm not that mixed up weird bloke who wants a good 2:2
    So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
    Coz i've so done no revision, and i'm failing my degree!

    Oh no not I, I wont revise.
    I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies.
    Let the lecturers all storm, My bed's far too nice and warm,
    I wont revise I wont revise.

    read lids version too
    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died
  2. That poor song is more sinned against than sinning!! Great rip-off!!!
  3. I have an exam today and im so going to crash and burn for this exact reason :(

    well, year 12 anyhow.

    I have a friend who turned up to an exam drunk and they let him sit the exam!!!!
  4. there's usually at least one person that turns up drunk. a really good friend of mine spent her entire stuvac playing Zelda on the original NES (i'm showing my age now). she then proceeded to turn up to the english exam having just eaten a heap of mushrooms and proceeded to spend the entire 3 hours drawing little zeldas all over her exam paper. :shock:

    hence to say she did not do very well and did not get into university ~but~ now works in marketing and earns over $150K per year. :LOL:

    i'm sure there's a moral here somewhere but i'm struggling to find it ;)
  5. people in marketing do drugs hard core?
  6. There's many possible morals, the most rational of which is.....

    If she'd gone to Uni she probably would have fried her brain with booze and who knows what else, slept with the captain of the basketball team, got pregnant and got kicked out of home by an angry father, ended up in a caravan with a vagrant named Craig and lived unhappily ever after.

    Zelda saved her, all hail Zelda.
  7. but i work in marketing... oh... right :oops:
  8. OMG NOOOOOO maybe i wont survive afterall. *cries*
  9. Hey Eswen, hope you do well today...

    - Year 12, walk in the park
    - Uni - A little harder, but alot more fun
    - Working up the corporate ladder with knee guards on, priceless :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    If you go through Uni, you will find that it is a little harder than year 12 for two reasons. 1). The work load is increased. 2). More partying which means harder to study :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  10. thanks for the well wishing, really appreciate it... but its too late now :cry:
  11. So the exam was this morning?

    How did you do? What was the subject?
  12. lets just say not so good and that im going for a ride into the wilderness for the rest of my life to hide from embarressment.

    OK maybe thats a bit drastic, but anyone voulenteer to break my hand?
    Any doctors on this forum who will fake me a doc certif?

    I think Ill go for a ride.

    To adelaide.