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I Will Survive

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Guest, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. At first I was afraid,
    I was petrified
    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died
    But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long
    That I grew strong And knew that I could take you on

    But there you are... another lie, I was geared up for a Big Mac and
    you've brought me a French fry
    I should have known it was bullsh*t,just a sad, pathetic dream
    Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans...

    Go on now go... walk out the door
    Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4
    Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out
    Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count!

    I will survive, I will survive
    Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life is gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex with a handful of latex I will survive,
    I will survive. . .hey hey
    It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud
    When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud
    But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs
    Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed

    Go on now go... you'd better flee
    Last time I saw a pr*ck that small was on my brother... he was 3
    I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees
    Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me

    Go on now go... just hit the track
    Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll always throw them back

    The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours
    Is to stick it with a tooth-pick and dip it in tomato sauce


    Go on now go... get out of my sight
    I'm going back to my appliance 'cos I know it's length is right
    And if I ever see your tiny truncheon standing at my door
    You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor

    Go on

    now go...
  2. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: That is an absolute pisser :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  3. very funny but it makes me sad.......nothing I can do about the wee fella. He's been in thereapy from the last song.......
  4. It gets me why one would feel they have to understate their size to attract a woman......
  5. so Lid's Sir Scuffy has been over to see you hey !

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Sorry scuff but I just couldn't let that one go !

    :LOL: :p :LOL:
  6. I heard it took a while to coax the little fella out :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  7. I'm leaving this one well alone....this thread mightn't survive.

  8. understate......to attract woman......dont be silly. I dont need a sympathy vote to attract girls, wether it works for you or not is no concern to my wee fella.... :D
  9. The problem with the full disclosure concept there is one of response. Believe me, it is generally one of the following:

    1. Slack-jawed and faraway-eyed, sometimes accompanied with drooling from the corners of the mouth
    2. Hysterical laughter, generally followed by the application of a sedative
    3. Sneers of disbelief, which turn to babbling when the scope of works is finally realised
    4. The poker player who tries to call the "bluff", who often swoon when the item of discussion is thwomped onto the table
    5. Screaming banshee, exit stage left as fast as their wobbly legs will take them.
    6. The silent type, where all you hear is the sound of knees slamming together, and see their eyes starting to water.