Riding down Bell street I stop at some lights and start to lane split up to the front. Then some P'plater in some beaten up red car moves over so I cant keep splitting. Im stuck right next to his passenger window. I shake my head "jerks" and take the opurtunity to stretch my shoulders, paying attention to the lights cos they are about to change. Next thing I know, the passenger in the back seat has reached out and has a handful of my arse!!!!! I'm totally shocked and stunned. the lights change and I move out. In reflection i should have taken their number plate and reported him for sexual assult or something, but I was a bit suprised at the time. WTF?!?!??!