OK this is a bit of a strange one. After being out all night at a training course I come home and turn my Nokia mobile on. Not a big deal boots up does its funky start up sound byte. Then in big black letters comes up "You suck big time". I mean WTF. Surely the programmers have better things to do than this. Anyway, questions time..... Does your phone have any sneaky little things like this in it? Some uber geek who programs them must have thought it would be hilarious and has probably snuck other things into different phones.