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I no come work today!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by voytek, May 23, 2006.

  1. Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss I no come work today, I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

    The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and then I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon..... Hey, you got nice house."

  2. :rofl: thats awesome!!!
  3. GOLD!!! :LOL:
  4. aha ahha aaha :LOL:
  5. that is classic
    :LOL: :shock: :LOL:
  6. ROFL :applause: Flippin hilarious...
  7. lmao :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: that's a good one