Picture this: I’m cruising along next to Canberra Hospital in fairly busy, fast moving traffic. It’s all pretty chilled until this complete dickhead (obviously a dickhead because only dickheads drive fucking Hyundai SUVs with dickhead pink personalised plates) swerves violently into my lane to try and jump the queue. I’m fairly peeved at having to brake for this knob gobbler but seeing as I was halfway through a Matt Costa playlist and just generally feeling pretty good about things, I just gave him the finger and drove on. Anyway, we pull up at the lights and I notice a new shiny grey Land Cruiser next to me. There’s an arm hanging out the window. The arm is wearing a blue shirt and an ACT police badge. One of the cops sticks his head out and cracks this huge grin, gives me thumbs up and kind of motions in front of me. Not sure what’s going on, I wait until the lights change and the moron in front of me moves off. The next thing the Land Cruiser lights up like a freakin’ Christmas tree and pulls in behind the silly c**t and ruins his afternoon. ...it certainly made my day, I can’t wipe the grin off my face Here’s to a good start to the weekend!