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I like my (x) how I like my (y)... (z).

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Dan.adl, Sep 16, 2011.

  1. I like my women how I like my bikes, nice curves, tasteful bling and...

    ... not prone to dumping their fluids unexpectedly.
  2. I like my women how I like my wine:

    Room temperature and stored in the cellar.
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  3. I like my coffee how I like my women...

    ...bought from poor farmers in third world countries.
  4. I like my women how I like my pizza...

    ...hot, covered in oil, paid for and delivered to the door
  5. I like my women how I like my bikes...

    fast and sexy, but don't leave me with sore wrists after a ride....
  6. I like my women how I like my mime:
  7. I like my women how I like my women... They must be women, not men in disguise... :cheeky:
  8. .....I like my men the way I like my coffee.....

    ..... strong and able to keep me up all night long!!.....
  9. +1 Tweetster ;)

    I like my men like I like the remote control...

    Push the right buttons, and you have all night entertainment. :cheeky:
  10. Long black?
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  11. Do you want your coffee like your men?
    Long black and sweet?

    or like your husband,
    weak and white..
  12. Ricky Nixon

    I like my women how I like my scotch, 15 years old and mixed up with coke.
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  13. An American sailor went into a coffee shop in Sydney during the war, and asked the waitress for a coffee.

    She asked, "How do you like it?"

    He replied, "Like I like my women, hot and strong"

    She made the droll reply; "Black or white?".
  14. "I like my scotch how I like my women, between 18 and 24 years old warm, comforting, smooth and with plenty of fire."
  15. I like my men how I like my dogs, loyal with big tongues.

    *shakes head* that's just crude. That's what you get when I'm bored sitting in traffic
  16. i like my women like i like my lights
    suspended from the ceiling

  17. ..... I have not yet had the pleasure.....:bolt:
  18. " I like my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaaming " - Homer Simpson
  19. I like my metaphors how I like my drinks.....