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I like my women how i like my roads…

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by grue, Jul 11, 2012.

  1. Pretty, with tight curves, and unknown to local law enforcement.

  2. I was expecting to read 'straight, fast, with a smooth surface'

    Guess not...
  3. And a couple of long legs to open the throttle up on :p
  4. Mostly straight with a few kinks ;)

    … never ridden by my friends :rofl:
  5. divided and likes it fast
  6. Often twists back on itself
  7. Im confused, roads are best when dry and thick with bush....

    Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa
  8. Wide, curvy and ready to take me up the middle....
  9. With strategically placed cameras to catch your "mistakes"?
  10. Full of holes? When I'm on the Strom!
  11. Surprise bacon is a good womanly quality. I don't think this analogy works.

    Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa
  12. A thin line up the middle?
  13. Goes in both directions?
  14. Covered in roadkill?
  15. Just dont go too fast...
  16. Dirty with mounds in all the right places.
  17. Ridden hard fast and often
  18. No Entry?
  19. Freshly laid