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I like my women how i like my roads…

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by grue, Jul 11, 2012.

  1. Pretty, with tight curves, and unknown to local law enforcement.


     
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  2. I was expecting to read 'straight, fast, with a smooth surface'

    Guess not...
     
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  3. And a couple of long legs to open the throttle up on :p
     
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  4. Mostly straight with a few kinks ;)





    … never ridden by my friends :rofl:
     
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  5. divided and likes it fast
     
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  6. Often twists back on itself
     
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  7. Im confused, roads are best when dry and thick with bush....

    Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa
     
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  8. Wide, curvy and ready to take me up the middle....
     
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  9. With strategically placed cameras to catch your "mistakes"?
     
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  10. Full of holes? When I'm on the Strom!
     
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  11. Surprise bacon is a good womanly quality. I don't think this analogy works.

    Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa Tapa
     
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  12. A thin line up the middle?
     
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  13. Goes in both directions?
     
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  14. Covered in roadkill?
     
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  15. Just dont go too fast...
     
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  16. Dirty with mounds in all the right places.
     
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  17. Ridden hard fast and often
     
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  18. No Entry?
     
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  19. Freshly laid
     
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