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I laughed...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Ohmigosh, Jul 2, 2010.

  1. New Panties

    A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

    "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

    "Thank Goodness" - He says, "I thought you were sitting on the cat."
  2. ....eeeuuwwwwwww!!!.. poor pussy!!.....er ... i mean....8-[
  3. The Black Bra
    (as told by a woman)

    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
    One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
    We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

    Here's how it all went.

    My Engaged Friend:

    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
    He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
    I love you.' Then we made passionate love all nightlong.

    The Mistress:

    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
    When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

    My Story:

    When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
    black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
    When he came in the door and saw me he said,
    "What's for dinner,Batman?"
  4. Hilarious ibast the Mrs and I are in stitches.