http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,22366322-12377,00.html Son charged over Cheetos fight By staff writers | September 05, 2007 A 22-year-old man has been arrested for assaulting his father with a bag of Cheetos. Assault weapon ... you've gotta watch out for those Cheetos. Patrick Hamman started arguing with his father, Michael, on Sunday night. Patrick, who lives with his father in Iowa, picked up a bag of Cheetos and threw it at him, hitting him in the face, DesMoinesRegister.com reported. The bag hit Michael in the glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose. The police report , which listed the bag of Cheetos as an assault weapon, said: "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheetos dust."