I never told you this. but before we were married. One day just before our wedding, your mum called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations or flowers or menus or something. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Your dad was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.