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I can see a lot of tatoo shops getting busy

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by folma, Jul 10, 2005.

  1. An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says "Where have you been?"

    He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".

    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates", he said proudly.

    What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

    "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in awhile I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!"""

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :oops: :oops: :oops:

  2. Oh man, that's older than Smee :LOL:
  3. Old but still funny :LOL:
  4. The first time I heard this, I think it was a 5 pound note. Inflation and decimal currency haven't improved it. :wink: :p