Welcome to Netrider ... Connecting Riders!

Interested in talking motorbikes with a terrific community of riders?
Signup (it's quick and free) to join the discussions and access the full suite of tools and information that Netrider has to offer.

I am the Father

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by roundman58, Mar 24, 2006.

  1. A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed
    he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his
    collar that way.

    The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

    The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

    The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."

    The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
    doesn't wear his collar that way."

    The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds," and
    went back to reading his book.

    The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over, "Maybe
    you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."