I imagine that everyone's aware that a number of brave souls put up their hands to become moderators. Power is a fiercely addictive. One you have it, it is impossible to give it away. Only noble creatures, such as elves, can be trusted with moderators powers. Had I taken on the job of moderating, I'd have killed Mouth for the root password and retired to the sewers of Southbank, where, goggle eyed and pale, I'd eat raw fish and spend my time muttering "my preciousssssss". So, ye novice mods, I salute you, each and every one. Upholding the civil discourse and enforcing the T&Cs is a thankless task and I'm glad I didn't succumb to the urge. I have noticed, however, that the quality of jokes on Netrider has gone all to sh1t. This may have to do with the departure of some correspondents (though others reminded me of the worst of "Different Strokes" - watchoo talkin'bout Willis? - and I can't say I miss that much) or maybe everyone is getting WAY TOO SERIOUS. So I've taken it upon myself to become a Humourator. This is like a moderator, but I can't ban anyone, issue warnings, move posts or edit. I can, however, critique your jokes and LISTEN UP the standard better bloody well improve. I will endeavor to keep abreast (note - boob joke, you get 1 "Benny Hill" point for that) of the threads, but please don't make it hard for me (oooh..another BH!) by sticking it in the wrong place (I see a BH personal best coming...). Anyone who wants to also appoint themselves as a Humourator is welcome to join in. A sense of humour might be advantageous. Feel free to PM me with a link if you see a "best practice" example of Netrider humour, or something that needs constructive criticism.