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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by aaahhh, Nov 3, 2011.

  1. What do you call a man with a tree on his head? Edward
    three trees? Edward Woodwood.
    Woman tied to a jetty? Maude
    Man with a rabbit up his arse? Warren
    Man lying at your front door? Matt
    Woman with one leg? Ilene
    Japanese woman with one leg? Irene
    Man cut off at the knees? Neil
    Man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Buoy
    Man with no arms and legs in the pool? Bob

    there has to be more
  2. A deer with no eyes? No idea
    A deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea
  3. What is partly red, has two eyes two legs and you drag it around on a leash?

    Half a dog.
  4. What do you call a champion Olympic swimmer with no legs?

    Clever Dick
  5. How do you stop a ranga from drowning?
    Take your foot off his head.
  6. A deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals? Still no F*cking idea.
  7. A man with no legs, nailed to your wall? Art.

    A man with no arms, no legs, floating in the middle of the pacific? F*cked.
  8. A japanese woman with a food processor on her head?

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  9. a girl on the beach? sandy
    a girl cooking outside? barbie
  10. What do you call a dog with only two legs? Scooby-roo
  11. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?


    A man with no arms, no legs, floating in the middle of the pacific? Bob. :)
  12. Whats blue and looks like a bucket?

    A blue bucket!
  13. Man in a pile of leaves?

    Woman with 1 leg?

    What do you call a dog with no ears?
    whatever you like, he still won't come!

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  14. Man with a cottonball sticking out of his nose? Warren
  15. whats brown and sticky?
    ...a stick

    what goes in dry, comes out wet, gets better the longer its in, and sags and drips when it comes out?

    a teabag you filthy minded individual!
  16. Green and red, and travels at 300km/h?

    A frog in a blender
  17. What's yellow, smells like banana and falls from trees?

    Monkey vomit
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