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Howard's IR Policy by Dr Seuss

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by roundman58, Mar 30, 2006.

  1. I love my job, I love the pay!
    I love it more and more each day.
    I love my boss, he is the best!
    I love his boss and all the rest.

    I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation.
    I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!
    I think my job is really swell, there's nothing else I love so well.
    I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
    I love my computer and its software;
    I hug it often, it won't care. I love each program and every file.
    I'd love them more if they worked awhile.

    I'm happy to be here, I am, I am.
    I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
    I love this work, I love these chores.
    I love the meetings with deadly bores.
    I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men.
    Those friendly men who've come today,
    In clean white coats to take me away!!!!

  2. haha well done
  3. Hehehe.... I'm so glad I dont work in an office