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How to speak kiwi

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by randy_rider, May 27, 2005.

  1. How to speak New Zealander, for BIST EFICT, RID these out aloud!!!

    Milburn ? capital of Victoria
    Peck ? to fill a suitcase
    Pissed aside ? chemical which kills insects
    Pigs ? for hanging out washing with
    Pump ? to act as agent for prostitute
    Pug ? large animal with a curly tail
    Nin tin dough ? computer game
    Munner strony- soup
    Min ? male of the species
    Mess Kara ? eye makeup
    Mckennock ? a person who fixes cars
    Mere ? mayor
    Leather ? foam produced from soap
    Lift ? departed
    Kiri Pecker ? Famous Australian Businessman
    Kittle chips ? potato chips
    Ken's ? Cairns
    Jumbo ? Pet name for someone called Jim
    Jungle bills ? Christmas carol
    Inner me ? Enemy
    Guess ? vapour
    Fush ? marine creatures
    Fitter cheney ? type of pasta
    Ever cardeau ? avocado
    Fear hear ? blonde
    Ear ? mix of nitrogen and oxygen
    Ear roebucks ? exercise at the gym
    Duffy cult ? not easy
    Amejen ? Visualise
    Day old chuck ? very young poultry
    Bug hut ? popular recording
    Bun button ? been bitten by an insect
    Beard ? a place to sleep
    Chully bun ? esky
    Sucks Peck ? Half a dozen beers
    Ear New Zeulland ? an extinct airline
    Beers ? large savage animals found in U.S. forests
    Veejun ? Mythical New Zealand maiden
    One Doze ? well known computer program
    Brudge ? structure spanning a stream
    Sex ? one less than sivven
    Tin ? one more than nine
    Iggs Ecktly ? Precisely
    Earplane ? large flying machine
    Beggage Chucken ? place to leave your suitcase at the earport
    Sivven Sucks Sivven ? Large Boeing aircraft
    Cuds ? children
    Pits ? domestic animals
    Cuttin ? baby cat
    Munce ? usually served on toast

  2. Yes and how is when they say: Whakatane.
    Magic. :LOL:
  3. And....Whakapapa :LOL: :LOL:
  4. Precisely.
  5. pure gold
  6. I worked witha NZ guy at a tyre store and one day a lady came into get her tyres replaced. When she came back he told her that she had a: "bunt rum".

    No one could work out what he was saying!

    Turns out he was tellin her she had a bent rim!
  7. and Pukokohe.... :shock:
  8. Thanks Tack, I'll add it to the list.
  9. Years ago when Jim Richards was running a 635 BMW at Bathurst,
    some one asked him, how many rpm he was pulling.

    He replied "sux thousand on Conrod"

  10. Well Where I lived in NZ had a view over Pauatahanui Inlet. :D
    Not a "wh" word but still a wacky one.