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How to make a woman happy

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Guest, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

    1. a friend

    2. a companion

    3. a lover

    4. a brother

    5. a father

    6. a master

    7. a chef

    8. an electrician

    9. a carpenter

    10. a plumber

    11. a mechanic

    12. a decorator

    13. a stylist

    14. a sexologist

    15. a gynecologist

    16. a psychologist

    17. a pest exterminator

    18. a psychiatrist

    19. a healer

    20. a good listener

    21. an organizer

    22. a good father

    23. very clean

    24. sympathetic

    25. athletic

    26. warm

    27. attentive

    28. gallant

    29. intelligent

    30. funny

    31. creative

    32. tender

    33. strong

    34. understanding

    35. tolerant

    36. prudent

    37. ambitious

    38. capable

    39. courageous

    40. determined

    41. true

    42. dependable

    43. passionate


    44. give her compliments regularly

    45. love shopping

    46. be honest

    47. be very rich

    48. not stress her out

    49. not look at other girls


    50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

    51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


    53. to never forget:

    * birthdays

    * anniversaries

    * arrangements she makes



    1. Feed him

    2. Fark him

    3. Shut the fark up.
  2. How to make a woman happy - this is a trick question isn't it

    yep that about sums it up for both parties
  3. See it's not so hard!! only 53 things to remember, and now you all have a list, so there's no excuse!! :LOL:
  4. theres probably 25 conflicting statements in that list
  5. but I'd be happy with just No. 14, 29 & 30.

    Or at the very least, just No. 14!!

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  6. Go for No. 3 instead. Just in case your No. 14 was good at the theory, but sucked in the prac :LOL:
  7. Doesn't matter anyway because as Billy Connolly says - Lads watch out because tomorrow it'll all f***ing change.
    The best policy living with a woman - take each day as it comes because what pleased her yesterday will piss her off today...:LOL:...and what she thought was a quirky habit of yours when you started going out together becomes a reason to divorce you after you've been married for ten years...