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How to clean your toilet....the fun way!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by jackarau, May 6, 2005.

  1. How to clean your toilet....the fun way!

    Instructions on how to clean your toilet

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


    The Dog
  2. HA!

    My wife has a huge aviary I built for her (I call it the "Snug Avian Hilton")
    Trouble is, every stinking cat in the district thinks its a fast food outlet :evil: The Dog caught one once, (it wasn't a pretty sight.. or sound) but he's just a tad slow for the others.

    all three of us (Wife, Dawg and I) think that this is an ideal way of "discouraging" nocturnal visits :D The Dawg thinks it's extra good, cos he likes his food clean.

  3. Put moth balls where the dog can't get to them. Will deter the cats :)

    yes it does work, i've tried it.
  4. I always seem to catch female moths.
  5. Does anybody else have the problem that when sniffing moth balls, the wings really tickle your nose??
  6. better than mothballs is slightly opening a can of tuna, then leaving it locked away to fester, using a gas mask, fully open can and place tuna where cat finds it and dog won't.

    Stoopid greedy cat will eat the tuna and get verrry sick, hopefully not returning.

    Did I mention that i'm not very fond of cats? esp cats that are let out to roam at night.