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How not to treat a brand new bike...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Soarer, Jun 6, 2005.

  1. Brand new Honda Fireblade: $17000

    Supercool leather jacket: $400

    Supercool Aviator style Sunnies : $100

    Helmet: - how can you look cool in a helmet?

    Crashing your bike less than 20m from the shop : PRICELESS!!!

    http://users.pandora.be/ralf.geven./blade1.mpeg (1.5M8)
  2. :LOL:
    People will do any thing in front of a camera.
  3. Meeting the hottest chick at Coffee friday night - $5 for coffee

    Having some drinks - $30

    Having dinner and some more drinks - $50

    Getting back to her place - $5 City link

    Finding out she is a he....... Priceless.
  4. Dont tell me you found out the hard way on that one!!!
  5. DUDE, I promised to keep your secret..... Now you have done it :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  6. bugger.....

  7. thats the way it goes on those dates
  8. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS.... Crap, better go and hide at the Kawi site for a while :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  9. Me thinks someone under quoted on the spenditure of money on drinks that night .... :LOL:

    After reading this topic ( https://netrider.net.au/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7139&postdays=0&postorder ) I think all you guys should start a register of names and descriptions of such "sex offenders" :p so that others may be spared the later realisation ....

    I guess though if it was only $30... imagine what $60 would have been like!!!! I believe it's very hard to ride a motorcycle after chewing your arm off.... 8)
  10. Now that is funny.... Soarer, you kill me.... :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Crap, with $60 bucks or even $100, perish the thought :eek: :eek:
  11. Hey, I went home empty handed Saturday night after $110... yours was a bargain!! ;)
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  13. OK, I must say, that is pretty funny..... Hmmm, wonder if she will let me halp remove that nasty adhesive :? :shock: :eek: :) :D :LOL:
  14. I hope she shaved her nipples before applying the duct tape....
  15. Soarer,
    To quote Stan from South Park,
    "Dude you cant say that, you are going to get us in trouble again."

  16. The hard way!!! haha Justin made a funny!!! :p
  17. We all know what Crack-a-darky riders get up to now don't we!!!!!