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How much?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Aug 31, 2009.

  1. Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
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    A: a Buccaneer!



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  2. A little kid goes trick or treating dressed as a pirate. He knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "Oh, I can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "But where are your buccaneers?" The kid gets really mad, and says "On the sides of my buckin' head!"
     
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  3. I was going to rent a pirate movie for us all to watch, but it was rated arrrrrrrr.
     
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  4. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
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    Because he was sitting on the deck!
     
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