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How do you tell the sex of a fly?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Caz V1, Jun 2, 2006.

  1. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
    "What are you doing?" She asked.
    "Hunting Flies" He responded.
    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."