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How do you tell the difference between a NSW, QLD or VIC Pol

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Dog3oy, Mar 17, 2005.

  1. Question:

    How do you tell the difference between a NSW, QLD or VIC Police
    Officer?

    Answer:

    Pose the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children.

    Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
    corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and
    charges.

    You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot.
    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
    What do you do?
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    NSW Answer:



    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor or Oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
    his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
    this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
    wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
    he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 0-0-0?

    Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
    and weed day and make this a happier, healther street that would discourage
    such behavior.

    If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, Do I get blamed when he
    falls over running away, knocks his head and kills himself?

    If I shoot him, and lose the court case. Does he have the opportunity
    to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and I will lose my family home?
    .

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    QUEENSLAND Officer Answer:

    BANG!
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    VICTORIAN Officer Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    click....(sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    click.

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
     
  2. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    you forgot:

    W.A. answer


















    huh.........what?.............i didnt see anything
     
  3. I thought this section was for jokes and humour :p