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How did he guess.......?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by hornet, Nov 3, 2005.

  1. A girl walks into a supermarket and loads the following into her cart:

    1 bar of soap
    1 toothbrush
    1 tube of toothpaste
    1 loaf of bread
    1 pint of milk
    1 apple
    1 banana
    1 orange
    1 plum
    1 peach
    1 grapefruit
    1 tomato
    1 lettuce
    1 kraft single
    1 samoosa
    1 muesli bar
    1 pie
    1 single frozen dinner
    1 single frozen pizza

    The checkout man looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?"

    The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,"Yes, how did you guess?"

    He says, "Because you're ugly."
  2. funny but cruel