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How about a story thread

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Milos, Dec 19, 2005.

  1. I'm bored, not much work to do so how about another story thread?

    It's been a while since the last one.

    post 5 words max

    Let get started.

    Once upon a time there...
  2. was a pretty little
  3. house with a picket fence
  4. and a big black hairy dog
  5. with a big erection
  6. With a patch over its left eye
  7. edit *too slow* *sigh*
  8. The dogs name was Nads.
  9. just like the wax brand
  10. he didn't have a brazillian
  11. In fact his master was from equador.
  12. but he left. political reasons.
  13. And left his stash behind
  14. so he started to grow
  15. thankfully his wife sold
  16. Herself regularly
  17. his clown p0rn collection
  18. grew and grew
  19. while he huffed and puffed
  20. trying to blow it...