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Hornet & the Ballerina

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Guest, Feb 4, 2006.

  1. A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in
    Woolongong. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as
    she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here
    will buy a lady a drink?"

    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end
    of the bar, the local owly-eyed drunk, Hornet slammed his hand down on
    the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

    The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She
    turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing
    the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a

    Once again, Hornet slapped his money down on the bar and said,
    "Give the ballerina another drink!"

    The bartender approached Hornet and said, "Hey old chap, it's your
    business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling
    her the ballerina?"

    "As far as I'm concerned", Hornet replied, "any woman who can lift her
    leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"